Subject : ITS A WARNING FOR THE UNMARRIED, WHO ARE MARRIED ITS TOO
LATE.....
 
 
. Getting married is very much like going to a continental
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what
the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.  (Now doesn't that
happen with you especially becoz of your bad taste in food!!)  ha ha!

. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes
I am, I married the wrong man."

. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives
and the wife takes.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's.
 
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still
paying for it."

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?  Dad: That happens in
most countries, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness
was until I got married; and then it was too late.
 
When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a
ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a
fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was
in love and didn't notice it."

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next
day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can
have mine."

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.
 
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a
millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the
friend.The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".
 
 
                                                                                             Cheryl .
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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